hatehopehurt:

Hamburg - Schanze
awokes:

lilahirschgelb:

must have.


WAAAAAANT!!!!!!
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deutschrap-confessions:

#3309: “Ich hab mir gestern das Albumvover von “Casper - XOXO” auf den Penis tätowieren lassen.”
quelle
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terufrying:

"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

"LOOK AT THE DOG"
me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation (via guy)

aphrodisijack:

stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

"Ich hab es satt, dass ich 1000 Kumpels hab, doch nur eine Hand voll ist da wenn man sie braucht der Rest ist undankbar."
Kontra K (via voll-kontakt)
"If your ideas are bigger than the town you’re in, you’ve got to get out of there."
Brian Fallon (via the-blues-mary)